DG Vlog 5 - Annoying Things People Say (2.28.12)

Part one of a series of annoying, passive aggressive, mean things that people say.

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DG Vlog 3 - How To Be A Lady On Valentine's Day

It's once again Valentine's Day. The perfect day for single women and women in relationships to unite and show just how f-ing crazy they can be. But seriously ladies, get some class. Being a lady is not that hard.

Disgruntled Girls Weekly Top 5 Gripes - Week of January 22, 2012

1. Tennessee State  Representative John Ragan – Congratulations Mr. Ragan. You have officially won the election for biggest asshat of the week. (Please note readers it took a lot for me not to include more expletives in describing Mr. Ragan.) Mr. Ragan said that a gay person is not  “mentally healthy adult human being.” He continued to go on to compare homosexuality to pedophilia, prostitution, and murder. What kind of uneducated, narrow-minded person is this elected official of the state of Tennessee? How dare this man compare the gay community to people who break the law and cause harm to other people. Even worse then Mr. Ragan and his inability to use his f-ing brain, are all his supporters. This man got elected because he had the most votes. I strongly urge the good people of Tennessee to redeem my faith in their ability to think rationally and stop supporting this man and the irrational bills he supports that condone children to a life of being bullied mercilessly by other children raised by similar terrible parents like himself.

2. Ashton Kutcher -  while you are partying it up in Brazil with celebrities for your new fashion campaign - Demi's been rushed to the hospital due to the ol' not eating trick, taking prescription pills and being generally depressed. Awesome. Why do you think that is, dear Ashton? Could it be because you decided to cheat on your wife with a SLORE that sold her story (likely multiple slores)? I can only assume THAT is where all of Demi's stress is stemming from. So while you yuck it up with big time Brazilians - the woman that you supposedly LOVED as much as the first time you tried a hamburger is slowly losing herself. Look at you, Big Man, you're a really amazing role model for the youth of the world. And way to stay true to those vows. Asshat.

3. "HHACHHH!" "HWOOOH!" -  Say those words aloud, friends... Those are the sounds of people hocking loogies and spitting in public...  I've got news for you people that think that behavior is A-OKAY... First of all - NOPE it is not okay. Are you serious? Secondly, it makes everyone around you CRINGE and judge you. Thirdly, nobody wants to plant their foot or possibly slip on one of your super green loogs. And lastly, everytime I see you straight up spit on the sidewalk - I want to punch you in the face. So knock that shit off. Just saying.

4. Tracy Morgan -  So I read that you fainted at Sundance this week then used newly celeb minted disease “exhaustion” as explanation for what happened. I call bull on a couple of things here. First, WTF are you doing at Sundance?! That’s a film festival for legitimate talent and rising indie stars, of which you are neither. Second, exhaustion? Please tell me Mr. Morgan, what is so exhausting about your trip? Was it the private jet ride to the festival that wore you out? Or maybe it was exhausting to have your assistant get you food and drinks? Or was it the press event where you sat on your ass for maybe an hour at the max and answered questions from people who were presumably impressed that you kept your shirt on let alone spoke some form of English? Third, how much more elitist must celebrities get? No regular person could get away with taking time off their job because they were tired. But you celebs, you walk around complaining about how hard your lives are and what it really means to be a celebrity. Here’s my suggestion – why not take your millions and invest it in a f-ing bed.

5. People that talk down to me on a regular basis - REALLY? Am I not a HUMAN BEING with real live emotions and feelings? Am I NOT working my ass off on the reg and scraping to get by financially? Do I need you to belittle and scold me on top of ALL that just for your amusement? I don't think I need ANY of those things. And believe me, Mr. I’m-Better-Then-Everyone, that little ol' thing called KARMA is a real bitch. Your welcome.   

Disgruntled Girls Vlog 2 - Why You Aren't Getting Laid Tonight

This week's Vlog is about those annoying things men do that make you not want to date them let alone sleep with them. You can thank us later for the free advice men. 


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Disgruntled Girls Weekly Top 5 Gripes - Week of January 15, 2012

1. Mark “Marky Mark” Walhberg - Things I like about you: your abs, the fact that you totally changed your persona from awesome rapper/model to serious actor and I still can’t resist calling you Marky Mark, your underwear ads, The Fighter, and Entourage seasons 1-2. Things I don’t like about you: you don’t think before you talk. You really said about 9/11 this week, “If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘Okay, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’” Wow. Good work on not using the ‘ol noggin on that one. Did you realize when you were saying this you sounded like a total tool and insulted everyone who had family killed that day? No? Well, you did. How dare you infer that there was no one that day as strong, brave and able as you involved that day. Plenty of very noble people died that day acting together, sacrificing their lives, to save the greater good. Rent a DVD chronicling the day because you apparently missed this chapter in history. Or, how about this crazy thought – when you start to talk, stop, think it alllllll the way through, then speak. Things I like about me: Allowing you the benefit that you just weren’t thinking instead of assuming you are a massive douche lord. 

2. Wikipedia blackout reactions – OMG YOU GUYS!! THE LIBRARIES NEVER CLOSED!! I don’t know what disturbed me the most about the freak-out reactions to Wikipedia being blacked out on January 18^th, the fact that people were acting like there was no other, easily accessible and free way to get information, the alarming misuse of simple spelling and grammar by those ranting, or that the majority of ranters can’t read. The site said it would be closed for 24-hours, not closed down forever. Good God. What does this mean for the future of our country?! Only terrible things like Snooki being elected the first female President of the nation.

3. People who don’t wash their hands – This is a very hot button topic here at Disgruntled Girls. First of all, how hard is it to really wash your hands?? Its probably one of the easiest things in the world. Second, how is not a habit you developed from the days of potty training? This isn’t some secret skill you learn over time. Third, IT IS FLU SEASON!! Come on. If you don’t want to wash your hands in the summer, go ahead. You are still gross and shouldn’t have friends, but right now the flu is everywhere. By not washing your hands you are making everywhere you go the headquarters for “Contagion.” And I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to get sick let alone die from weird virus strain that you created on your hands from the combination of cutting raw chicken, using the bathroom, and blowing your nose.

4. Paula Deen – Ohh Paula. I used to love your batshit crazy antics like adding a big heaping of butter on your rice pudding and not being deathly infected with something. But then, this week, you let the world know that for three years you have had Diabetes! Say what?! I thought you were super human seeing as your classic recipes are things like sugar cured bacon covered bacon butter loaf. With things like that, how could you not be super human and still be alive? Turns out you aren’t super human just a super massive asshat. You made your name and living off of selling books and TV shows based around food that clogs arteries as an appetizer to the greater damage it causes your body. 

5. My black ballet flats – How dare you fall off while I was walking on the subway platform today carrying three massive bags. Did you think I had so much going on that I wouldn’t notice?? Well I did. And here’s the thing, because of you deciding it would be hilarious to fall off mid step causing me to land my bare foot on the nasty, germ ridden, rodent poop covered ground, I spent all day in a paranoid state of fear about what germs were slowly seeping into my body through my pores. And because of you I wont be able to sleep tonight, convinced that once I close my eyes I will never be able to open them again because some crazy disease I got in my foot will take over my body during rest. So thanks for that.

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